FAQ
What is the Book of Rasmussen?
The Book of Rasmussen is the compilation and filled in finsished writings of the Great Rasmussen. It
is filled with hope as well as answers to your problems.
Who is Rasmussen?
Rasmussen founded the Church of the Dome of the Local Sky. Also Rasmussen is the most powerful creature
ever to walk earth. After he become ultra "aware" he left earth to travel the universe in search of more wisdom. His writings
and demands are all we have left. Rasmussen will return again and we must be ready. Read the Book of Rasmussen for more information.
What are the Four codes of Rasmussen?
1. Never lose a contest.
2. Always sleep with lots of blankets.
3. Give all your belongings to Rasmussen by way of donating to the Church of the Dome of the Local Sky.
4. At least once a year sleep outside naked on a full moon with a spoon taped over your eyes while
reciting chapter 24 verse 19 of the Book of Rasmussen all night.
How do you get a "new" birthday?
Everyone who is a member of the Church of the Dome of the Local Sky will change there date of birth to offically
37 years from the current time and date.
How do I become a member of the Church of the Dome of the Local Sky?
First you must attend a full years worth of services as well as prove you can live up to the Four codes
of Rasmussen. Then you will need to visit "The Temple" at which time a plea to the Elders and Priests will be expected. After
this you will either be a member or dead.
